Both conversations took place today...
Me: Patience is a virtue.
Hubby: Patience is YOUR virtue. I am instant gratification, YOU are infinite patience. That is why this marriage works.
Me: Oh really? Is that why?
Hubby: Yes. Yes it is.
Later that evening...
Hubby: Your a hypocrite.
Me: *blink*looks bewildered*blink*
Hubby: You are a hypocrite
Me: What?!?
Hubby: You will watch CSI:New York before bed but you won't watch Transformers 3?!? That makes you a hypocrite.
Me: *Thought* Gary Sinise vs. Shia Lebouf? Really? */end thought*
Me: I never said I wasn't.
Hubby throws side eye.
Ahhh the joys of marriage.
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