Piggycide

Purple Paisley Piggy Bank 2009-July 2012.

You were a good piggy bank.  You did a very good job of protecting our little Clover's money.  All the change she stole from her grandparents and Dee and Tee.  Maybe we could have worked things out.  I don't know why you decided to end it.  Our witness tells us that you walked off the desk to your untimely demise.  Investigators are still questioning our only witness.  There are suspicions about her credibility.